Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered, then add the following ingredients:

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Patience
• 1 cup Understanding
• 1 pinch Correction
• 1 cup Hard Work
• 2 cups Praise
• and 1 & half cups Fun.

Blend Well
Heat with the warmth of your heart until puppy is raised or until puppy has doubled in size.
Mix with owner until consistency is such that the owner and puppy are one!

From www.callmefarms.com

Editor’s note: While this should bring a smile to your face, it‟s actually very true. If you want to have a puppy that makes everyone happy, dole out the ingrediants according to the above recipie and you‟ll have a better change of you pie not being a flop!